111 Funny end quotes

Funny end quotes 🤣✨ are like the perfect mic drop at the end of a captivating story or epic post. They leave your audience in stitches while wrapping up your thoughts in a neat, hilarious bow. Imagine the cherry on top of a humor sundae, adding that final zing of laughter. So, buckle up and get ready to sprinkle some giggles into your grand finales, because who doesn’t love a chuckle to seal the deal? 😄🎉

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Commentary:
"Spilled my drink? 'But it's summer! 😅🍹' Lost an argument? 'But it's summer! 🤷‍♂️☀️' Tripped over my own feet? You guessed it… 'But it's summer! 🕶️👟'"

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Commentary:
"Me leaving the zoo like: 🐧🚗 'He followed me home, I swear!' 😂"

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Commentary:
"Of course, the world couldn't end with everyone trying to perfect their horse dance moves! 🐎💃 #GangnamGlitch #ApocalypseAverted"

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Commentary:
"When your patience clock hits 0, but the day clock is stuck on eternal daylight savings! 🌞⏰🙃"

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

Commentary:
"Why sleep when you can keep procrastinating tomorrow until it gives up and leaves? 😴⏳😂"

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Commentary:
"When you're outsmarted by your own snack stash… 🤦🏻‍♀️🍫🔍 #SnackNinjaFail"

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Commentary:
"When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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Commentary:
"Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! 🔥🍦😂"

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

Commentary:
"When you're trying to sound deep but just discovered how time works. 😅⏳ #DeepThoughts"

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Commentary:
Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋

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