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  • If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.
  • Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”
  • I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.
  • My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.
  • I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.
  • My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.