My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep. Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Move over, Superman! This superhero wakes up ready to conquer the world… of nap-taking 💤😂 #SleepySuperpowers" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep. Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state. In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!” My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest. My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.