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Who's paying attention to angles when we're all busy judging the crush's wall art choices? 🎨😂💻
46 Funny math quotes
If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.
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When math jokes give you square roots, embrace your dark side! 😈➗📐
I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.
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Proof that my math teacher was right: fractions can be fun! 😂➗🎉
I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.
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When I realize I was both the victim AND the suspect in my own financial mystery… 🕵️♂️💸😂
Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.
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Trying to solve Twitter math while feeling both cute and existential 🤔😂 #MathIsHard 📉✨
Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.
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When you use girl math to ghost someone in the most dramatic way possible 😂📉 #SocialMediaVanish
If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.
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I'm no math whiz, but even I know that's a lot of failed tests! 📚🤓💸
People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.
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Looks like they're stuck in a fraction of their full potential! 🤔🔢😄
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
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When letters crashed the number party, math officially became alphabet soup! 🤓🍜
Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.
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Shipping charges? Never heard of them—I'm too busy unlocking *free delivery* levels with my new skills in girl math! 💁♀️🛍️📦