46 funny math quotes - Wordgag

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

May 28, 2026

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

May 28, 2026

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

May 28, 2026

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

May 27, 2026

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

May 26, 2026

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

May 26, 2026

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

May 26, 2026

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

May 26, 2026

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

May 26, 2026

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

May 26, 2026

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

May 26, 2026

I hate math, but I love counting money.

May 25, 2026

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

May 25, 2026

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

May 25, 2026

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

May 25, 2026

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

May 25, 2026

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

May 24, 2026

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

May 24, 2026

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

May 24, 2026

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

May 24, 2026

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

May 24, 2026

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

May 24, 2026

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

May 23, 2026

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

May 22, 2026

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

May 21, 2026

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

May 21, 2026

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

May 21, 2026

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

May 21, 2026

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

May 21, 2026

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

May 21, 2026

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

May 21, 2026

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

May 21, 2026

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

May 20, 2026

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

May 20, 2026

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

May 20, 2026

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

May 20, 2026

Math is like Chinese to me.

May 20, 2026

I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

May 20, 2026

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

May 20, 2026

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

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