Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOur house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. 4 out 3 people struggle with math. They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy. What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat? Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.