I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Trying to rally all those bones, muscles, and cells in the morning is like herding cats… except there's way more of them! 🦴💪🔬 Just give them a few snooze button taps to kick-start the party in there! ⏰🥳" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life. Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them. Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more. Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more. Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”