Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Who needs eternal life when you've got fat cells in the mix? 🤣🍔 Embracing the circle of life, one snack at a time! 💁‍♂️ #FatCellsForever"

brain, fat, hair, life, skin

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

3 weeks ago

biting, diet, humor, idiot, idiots, just, sarcasm, tongue
My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

2 weeks ago

advice, coach, failure, humor, i, life, life coach, me, motivation, self-improvement, sports, team, told
I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

2 weeks ago

before, deleting, Elon, here, humor, i, internet, loyalty, media, nostalgia, opinion, social, social media, statement, Twitter
To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

1 week ago

beautiful, dating, entertainment, happiness, happy, humor, man, need, relationship, replace, screen, screen time, simply, time, woman, women
ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

2 weeks ago

1980s, 1980s culture, 80s, ALF, culture, drug, drug humor, drugs, high, humor, nostalgic, parody, sitcom, vintage
My back and I are definitely not the same age.

3 weeks ago

age, back, body, getting, getting older, humor, i, older, perspective, same, self-deprecation

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

46 shares on Slack this month:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

95 shares on X this month:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

37 shares on Discord this month:

The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Pinterest:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Making waves on Facebook:

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Making waves on Pinterest:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Seen just now on X:

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Spotted on TikTok:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

Making waves on Messenger:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨