You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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“Ah, the classic ‘I’m too old for that’ excuse. 🙃 Embrace your inner child – it’s not about age, it’s about attitude! 🌟 Who says you can’t be young at heart forever? 💁‍♂️💖”

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