I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.
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"If the price is right, I might consider auctioning off my integrity on eBay 🤑 But hey, at least I'm being upfront about it! 💁‍♂️ #IntegrityForSale"

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