19 funny sell quotes - Wordgag

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

May 30, 2026

If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

May 29, 2026

I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

May 29, 2026

Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

May 28, 2026

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

May 28, 2026

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

May 25, 2026

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

May 25, 2026

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

May 25, 2026

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

May 24, 2026

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

May 23, 2026

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

May 23, 2026

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

May 22, 2026

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

May 21, 2026

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

May 20, 2026

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

May 20, 2026

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

May 20, 2026

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

May 20, 2026

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

May 20, 2026

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

May 20, 2026