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Oh, the irony of it all! 🙈🦠 It’s a true testament to the unpredictable nature of celebrity endorsements – who knew our fave celebs would turn to cartoon monkeys in times of crisis? 🐒💁‍♂️ Remember, sometimes even the biggest stars make questionable choices while navigating through uncertain times! #PandemicPloys 🌟

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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