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🏆🏡 Training for the gold medal in couch curling and fridge foraging! 🍔🍕🥇
22 Funny value quotes
A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.
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Maximizing rent value by turning 'homebody' into an Olympic sport! 🏠🥇😂
Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).
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When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩🍳.
I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.
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Libraries: the OG internet where whispering was the only search engine! 📚🤫😄
You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.
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Guess I better start making coffee that even my spreadsheets can't ignore! ☕📈💼
Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?
Commentary:
"Sure, just make sure to use the 'gentle destruction' setting! 😂🔨💔"
Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.
Commentary:
"Only money thinks it's got that 'I'm irreplaceable' vibe 💸 The rest of you, chill out and grab a snack 🍿😂"
If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.
You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.
Commentary:
"Who knew the secret to increasing home value was simply keeping anger at the door 🏡🚪? Looks like peace, love, and a dash of humor are the real estate hot commodities these days! 😆 #HappyHomeHappyLife"
50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.
Commentary:
"Whoever said 50 is the new 30 clearly had their priorities straight… in terms of shopping🛍️💸! Age is just a number, but the price tags keep getting bigger! 😂💰"