Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.
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"Sleeping is my favorite addiction, my cozy bed is like the shadiest dealer in town, and my alarm clock? Well, it's the biggest snitch of them all! 🛌💤🚨 #SleepingBeautyTurnedSleepingCriminal"

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