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When did life switch to "Extreme Morning Edition"? 😂⏰💤
43 Funny alarm quotes
The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.
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That alarm sound is like a mini heart attack waiting to happen! 😂🔔⏰ Who needs coffee when you have an iPhone alarm?
No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.
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Sounds like you're dating a human snooze button 😴💕👉⏰
The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.
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Getting older means I've unlocked the superpower of being an alarm clock, even on weekends 🤦♂️⏰😂
What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”
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Guess they were subscribed to the Rooster Wake-Up Call service! 🐓⏰😂
Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?
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When your bed gives you a day pass and you're suddenly the king/queen of the world! 🛌👑🎉
The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.
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Sounds like their alarm is just doing cardio while they stay in hibernation mode 😴⏰🏃♂️
Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.
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When nature's alarm goes off, snooze isn't an option! 🚽⏰😴
My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.
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Sounds like her alarm clock is more of a "brace yourself" signal for everyone else! 😅🔔📢
Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.
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"Running on 'wishful thinking' time ⏰😴🚀 #AlarmClockFail"