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Classic strategy of using intelligence as an expendable resource 😂🧠💸
37 Funny drug quotes
Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.
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Keith Richards is basically time's favorite recycling project! ⏳🕺🍸
No substance I ever used was abused. It was loved.
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That's one way to keep your vices happy—just call it a complicated relationship!
Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.
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Looks like gym equipment is finally getting a break while the drug bottles are breaking a sweat! 🏋️♂️💊😆
As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.
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I know, right? My "Strangers Offering Free Drugs" punch card is still completely blank! 😅🍬🚫
If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.
Risky business over there! You might just get double the high! 😄🚬🪨
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.
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Sounds like I need a raise in divine intervention! 💸😇
Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?
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When did life become a choice between wedding bells and being the next James Bond? 🍾💍✈️😎
Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?
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😂 That pocket's only job is to hold my hopes and dreams! 🌟👖
There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.
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I can't wait to see the 100m sprint where athletes teleport to the finish line! 🚀😂