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Funny drug quotes add a humorous twist to the often serious subject of substances! 💊😂 With witty remarks about medicine, prescriptions, or everyday caffeine habits, these quotes lighten the mood and offer a playful perspective. Enjoy the humor, and remember to take life’s “prescriptions” with a dose of laughter! 😄💉

New funny drug quotes 👇

3 days ago
Share →: Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Commentary:
Taking "higher power" to new heights! 🚀😆 #DivineAltitude
6 days ago
Share →: “What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

Commentary:
Grandma's got that undercover cash flow game mastered! 💵👵❤️
6 days ago
Share →: Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

Commentary:
When your dancing skills upgrade from novice to "interpretive genius" by the second drink 🍺🕺😂
1 week ago
Share →: I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Commentary:
"When your productivity level is higher than the clouds 🌿⛅ but you still forget where you left your phone 😅📱 #PabloProblems"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Commentary:
"When you finally find the right genie lamp, and forget the other two wishes! 🧞‍♂️⏰💊😂"
1 month ago
Share →: ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Commentary:
"ALF: Proof that the 80s were a cosmic trip even without a UFO! 🚀👽😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to make a mythical mess! 🐉💩😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Commentary:
"Alcohol: the original performance-enhancing elixir – unless you count stumbling and slurred speech as top-tier talents! 🍹🙃 #DrinkResponsibly"
5 months ago
Share →: We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Commentary:
"Life is just one big rehab center with unlimited free samples! 🤪💊 Don't worry, some addictions are more socially acceptable than others… like binge-watching Netflix or hoarding shoes 😜👠 Embrace your inner addict with open arms… just maybe not while you're in line at the grocery store 😂🛒 #AddictLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Commentary:
"Ah, caffeine – the ultimate 'miracle' drug straight from the heavens! ☕️🙌 No short or long-term negative side effects, just pure energy and questionable life choices. Who needs angels when you've got a good old cup of joe to guide you through the day? 😜☕️ #DivineEnergyBoost"