My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity? I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten. Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.