Pets donโ€™t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Commentary:
"Can you imagine Fluffy filing his own tax returns? ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’ผ Just another reason why our furry friends keep their meows and woofs to themselves! ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿคซ #TaxingTails"