A fabric tomato filled with needles. Donβt see that much anymore. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one way to spice up a salad! π πͺ‘π Related funny posts π€ How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad? No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard. Just had a salad but it didnβt make me laugh like women in stock photos. At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.