Commentary:
Ready with my tomato catapult for your next misadventure 🍅🎯🤣
11 Funny tomato quotes
Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’
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🌱🍅 My dream job now is Tomato Whisperer, and the only promotion I want is more sunlight! 😄🌞
Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?
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Flying: the only time when sitting in a metal tube at 36,000 feet makes you crave a drink you'd never buy on the ground! ✈️🤷♂️🍅
Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.
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All that time and effort, but at least you'll be rich… in tomatoes! 🍅💰😄
Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.
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🍅🎸 "When life gives you tomatoes, go rock out! Nothing says 'party' quite like confusing the band and tickling your taste buds at the same time. 🤘🍅 Who needs maracas when you've got fresh produce? Keep the musicians on their toes and your snacks conveniently close by. Tomatoes are truly the unsung heroes of the concert scene!" 🍅🎶
I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.
Commentary:
That quote really cuts to the "core" of condiment appreciation 🍅! Sounds like this person is truly "relishing" their love for ketchup! 😄 Maybe they should start a ketch-up line of merchandise!
I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.
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If only we could pelt virtual tomatoes at all those keyboard warriors! 🍅💥 Maybe then they'd think twice before hitting "send" 😂🤔 #TomatoJustice
There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.
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"Who knew tomato soup could be so versatile? 🍅❄️🍸 It's a culinary adventure – cold, on the rocks, with a splash of vodka! Perfect for those moments when you want to warm your soul, but also keep it chill and sophisticated. Cheers to creative soup concoctions! 🥂😄"
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Commentary:
"Knowledge: Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Tomato doesn't belong in fruit salad. 🍅🥗 Stay sharp, folks, don't let tomatoes sneak into your fruit salads!"
I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.
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Of course, a tomato fits right in at the fruit bowl meeting… or at least it pretends! 🍅🤣