11 funny tomato quotes - Wordgag

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

May 20, 2026

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

May 19, 2026

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

May 19, 2026

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

May 19, 2026

Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

Apr 1, 2026

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Mar 31, 2026

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Mar 31, 2026

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Mar 28, 2026

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Mar 27, 2026

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Mar 26, 2026

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Mar 25, 2026