16 funny filled quotes - Wordgag

Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

May 29, 2026

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

May 27, 2026

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

May 26, 2026

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

May 25, 2026

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

May 24, 2026

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

May 24, 2026

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

May 24, 2026

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

May 23, 2026

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

May 23, 2026

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

May 23, 2026

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

May 22, 2026

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

May 21, 2026

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

May 20, 2026

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

May 20, 2026

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

May 19, 2026

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

May 19, 2026