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Updated: Jul 1, 2026

If you’re staying overnight in the hospital, there should be a mystery you get to solve about the hospital.Jul 1, 2026
Have you ever listened to someone and realized their frontal lobe hasn’t finished marinating yet?Jul 1, 2026
I need a day between every day to recover from the day before, and prepare for the day coming.Jul 1, 2026
Shout out to people who rate and review things, because I don’t like to rate or review things, but I like to know how things are rated and reviewed.Jul 1, 2026
The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.Jul 1, 2026
The world doesn’t revolve around you because it revolves around me, lol. Be safe, though.Jul 1, 2026
When I say I feel like Barbie, I mean my hip is making a clicking sound.Jul 1, 2026

If you’re staying overnight in the hospital, there should be a mystery you get to solve about the hospital.Jul 1, 2026
Have you ever listened to someone and realized their frontal lobe hasn’t finished marinating yet?Jul 1, 2026
I need a day between every day to recover from the day before, and prepare for the day coming.Jul 1, 2026
Shout out to people who rate and review things, because I don’t like to rate or review things, but I like to know how things are rated and reviewed.Jul 1, 2026
The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.Jul 1, 2026

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