Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.
  • With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.
  • The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”
  • Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.
  • I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.
  • I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.