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"Looks like this fitness trainer didn't appreciate a compliment on her perfect inhaling and exhaling technique! Maybe she was expecting applause instead of flattery on her breath hygiene? 🏋️‍♂️💨😄"

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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