A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.