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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Commentary:
"Looks like this fitness trainer didn't appreciate a compliment on her perfect inhaling and exhaling technique! Maybe she was expecting applause instead of flattery on her breath hygiene? 🏋️‍♂️💨😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breaths, compliment, exhale, fitness, humor, i, inhale, joke, me, misunderstanding, nice, trainer on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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