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"Looks like this fitness trainer didn't appreciate a compliment on her perfect inhaling and exhaling technique! Maybe she was expecting applause instead of flattery on her breath hygiene? 🏋️‍♂️💨😄"

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

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