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When a kid draws me and I see a Picasso-level forehead: I'm flattered by the respect, but maybe my barber won't be. 😂🎨✨
85 Funny compliment quotes
You might be someone’s nothingburger, but you’re my everythingbagel.
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You're the cream cheese to my everything bagel 🥯❤️, and I've never been happier to be a carb lover! 😄
No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.
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When a fellow woman says you look fabulous, it feels like you just got a gold star from the universe 🌟💁♀️✨
When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.
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Brains, heart, and good vibes? Talk about the ultimate triple threat! 💡❤️😎
Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.
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Absolutely! Here's a humorous comment you could use:
"Take notes, everyone! Compliment inflation is the only inflation we want! 😂😉💖"
I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.
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Looks like I need to uninstall Maps too, because I’ve already found where I want to be! 🚫🗺️💘
“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.
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When your charm is "clinically" approved 😂🩺
People text you when you look good in photos.
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When your inbox is empty, you start to wonder if your camera is in witness protection 😂📷✨
Most attractive muscle on a man? The frontal lobe. Fully developed.
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Flex those brain muscles! 💪🧠 Smart is the new sexy! 😄
I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.
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Sounds like you've got a boyfriend with a built-in mute button 😂🤐 #QuietGoals