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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Commentary:
"Sounds like someone's throwing some major 'Mom shade'! 💁‍♀️😂 Looks like we've got a secret competitor for the 'Parent of the Year' title! 🏆 #MomVsYou"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged best, humor, me, mom, talking, time on Oct 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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