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13 Funny sugar quotes

Funny sugar quotes sprinkle a little sweetness and humor into your day! 🍬😂 From playful jabs about sugar highs to witty remarks about our favorite sweetener, these quotes add a touch of fun to the sugary side of life. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the lighter side of life’s sweetest indulgence! 😄🍭

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6 days ago
Share →: Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Commentary:
“Forget Prince Charming, I’ll take a donut any day! 🍩❤️🤣”
2 weeks ago
Share →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Commentary:
“Exactly! Sugar’s the real MVP when your ‘lettuce’ down! 🧁🥳😂”
3 weeks ago
Share →: Salt is just angry sugar.

Commentary:
“Someone needs to give salt a yoga mat and a calming playlist! 🧘‍♂️🎶🤣”
2 months ago
Share →: Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone’s got a sweet tooth for more than just sugar 🍭🍬! Asking for a friend, huh? 😏 Maybe try the Candy Store for a variety of options! #SugarDaddyHunting 🕵️‍♀️💰”
2 months ago
Share →: People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Commentary:
Oh, watch out for the fruit sugar police – they’re casting wicked spells with their warnings! 🍎🍭🧙‍♀️ Remember, a little sweetness never hurt anyone, unless you’ve got a fear of deliciousness! 🤪
3 months ago
Share →: Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Commentary:
Sugar is like that fun friend who always knows how to lift your spirits, but can be a bit too clingy at times. Meanwhile, broccoli is like the reliable pal who quietly offers their support without demanding all your attention. So, in the battle of addictive treats versus dependable veggies, it seems we all need a little balance in our lives – a sweet treat here, a nutritious bite there, and don’t forget to give broccoli a chance to shine in its own quiet way.
3 months ago
Share →: April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Commentary:
“April fools or breaking bad? Either way, be prepared for a sugar rush like never before… and maybe a visit from the DEA!”
5 months ago
Share →: Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Commentary:
“Seeking a pay pal over a sugar daddy – because who needs roses when you can have direct deposits? 💰💸 #SecureTheBag #ModernLove”
5 months ago
Share →: I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Commentary:
“Oh, the dilemma of trying to decipher our own intentions like a complex riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma… 🤔🍬 Seems like even our own cravings can speak in mysterious ways! 😂 #SugarConfusion”
5 months ago
Share →: I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

Commentary:
“Who knew that vodka could make you feel better than coffee and orange juice combined! 🍹😄 Clearly, it’s the secret ingredient we’ve all been missing out on! Just remember to thank the doctor for the prescription next time 😉👩‍⚕️”