Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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“Dear sleep, I’m sorry I left you for the snooze button this morning. Can we rekindle our relationship? 💔😴 #SleepIsBae”

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