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🤔 "Ah, the classic case of abandonment issues – brought to you by…well, abandonment. A true case of cause and effect at its finest! 😂 Who needs therapy when life provides such clear explanations for our quirks, right?"

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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2 months ago

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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2 months ago

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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2 months ago

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Come on, karma, do your job.

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2 months ago

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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2 months ago

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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2 months ago

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

40 shares on Discord this month:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

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Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

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How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

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Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Live now on Snapchat:

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

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