Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.