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Guess I’ll have to start charging by the chuckle now 😂💸
32 Funny due quotes
I really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. Could be none.
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With all due respect, this comment contains precisely the amount of respect you've earned: 🍪👉🕳️ #NoneRespec-tacular!
Philosophy majors be like, “I got a thought due tomorrow.”
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Deep thoughts and no deadlines, that's the real existential crisis 😂🧠💭
Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.
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Ah, the new gourmet experience: dining à la floor with a 7.3-second rule! 🍽️😂🧹
Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.
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Looks like my hair's auditioning for the role of "chaotic evil" today! 🌪️🤣
Due to unforeskin circumcistances …
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Looks like someone really cut to the chase! ✂️🤣
Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.
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Getting strong enough to open that stubborn pickle jar 🥒💪😂
Due to personal reasons, I will not be reincarnating on Earth again.
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Guess you're officially checking out of Hotel Planet Earth! 🌍🚪😂
There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.
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Sounds like it's time to start a "Worthy Men" boot camp! Applications open now! 😂👩✈️🔍
I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.
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I swear bills have GPS, they always know when to find me! 📬💸