All roads lead to disappointment. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:But hey, at least they all have Wi-Fi now! πΆπ Related funny posts π If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. You can’t spell disappointment without me. I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes donβt hurt. This isnβt what I wanted. Listen to the birds, not the news. I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”