If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up. Posted onApr 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the ultimate practice-makes-perfect relationship strategy! ππ€£ Related funny posts π€ Instead of getting married again, Iβm going to find a woman I donβt like and give her a house. I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time. Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak. If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.