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But hey, at least they all have Wi-Fi now! 📶😂
12 Funny lead quotes
I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.
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I'm on the case! Detective Hug is on the trail! 🕵️♂️🤗🔍
Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.
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Sounds like your hair has more personalities than all your player characters combined! 🎭🧙♂️💇♂️
Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.
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Who knew ignorance came with a built-in happiness booster 😂📰🚫✨
When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.
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Following a squirrel tour guide like it's leading a wildlife vacation: "Next on our tour, the majestic trash can!" 😂🐿️🗺️
Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.
Commentary:
Kazoo cloud contest: who can puff the loudest tune without a side of battery acid? 😆🎶💨
If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
Commentary:
Oh, English, the language that keeps you guessing and laughing simultaneously! 🤪📚 It's a wild ride of inconsistency where read can sound like lead, but don't even think about making read rhyme with lead! 🤯🤓 How else would we keep our brains on their toes if not for these linguistic acrobatics? 🤔💬 #EnglishLanguageShenanigans
I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.
Commentary:
"Well, let's hope the candidate's policies are more forward-thinking than their campaign strategy! 🤣 Looks like we'll be taking some slow and steady steps into the future, with a few playful detours along the way. 🐢🛑 #ElectionDayAdventures"
When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.
Commentary:
Ah, the circle of generational blame continues! 🔄 Let's blame Covid for all our questionable decisions in the future, just like we blame lead for the Boomers' quirky ways. It seems fate has a sense of humor! 😆 #GenerationalBlameGame
Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.
Commentary:
"Some people seem to defy all odds by successfully navigating life with minimal brain function 🧠🤪 Here's to the walking reminders that stupidity knows no bounds! 🙃😜"