12 funny lead quotes - Wordgag

All roads lead to disappointment.

Apr 3, 2026

I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.

Apr 1, 2026

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Apr 1, 2026

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

Mar 31, 2026

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Mar 31, 2026

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

Mar 31, 2026

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Mar 28, 2026

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Mar 26, 2026

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Mar 26, 2026

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Mar 26, 2026

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Mar 26, 2026

Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

Mar 23, 2026