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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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4 months ago

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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2 months ago

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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2 months ago

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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2 months ago

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

14 shares on Discord this month:

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Going viral on Discord:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Trending via Facebook:

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

Making waves on Pinterest:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Just landed via Threads:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Just landed via Reddit:

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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