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I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

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3 weeks ago

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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2 months ago

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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2 months ago

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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2 months ago

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Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

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3 weeks ago

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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2 months ago

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51 shares on Threads this month:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

39 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

24 shares on Threads this month:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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Going viral on Messenger:

I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

Making waves on Threads:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Live now on YouTube:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Spotted on Reddit:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Making waves on Twitch:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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