26 funny law quotes - Wordgag

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

May 21, 2026

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

May 20, 2026

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

May 19, 2026

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

May 19, 2026

I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

May 19, 2026

Moved the International Law book to the fiction section in the library.

May 18, 2026

I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

Apr 1, 2026

Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

Apr 1, 2026

What does international law say about a third Margarita?

Apr 1, 2026

Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

Apr 1, 2026

A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

Apr 1, 2026

Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.

Apr 1, 2026

Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

Apr 1, 2026

December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

Apr 1, 2026

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

Apr 1, 2026

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Apr 1, 2026

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Apr 1, 2026

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Mar 31, 2026

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Mar 28, 2026

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Mar 28, 2026

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Mar 28, 2026

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Mar 27, 2026

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Mar 27, 2026

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Mar 25, 2026

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Mar 25, 2026

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Mar 24, 2026