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"When autopilot goes rogue 😂🚗🤖"
27 Funny law quotes
There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.
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Just make sure your "boss" doesn't accidentally mention how you used to entertain the whole "office" with karaoke Fridays! 🎤😂
I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.
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"I've watched so much 'Law and Order' that my remote control is now a key suspect! 🕵️♂️🔍📺"
Moved the International Law book to the fiction section in the library.
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Looks like someone finally figured out where all the plot twists belong.
I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.
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So, human rights are just like my gym membership—everyone talks about them, but nobody actually uses them 🏋️🤣🌍
Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.
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Sounds like earning that degree is more entertaining than finally challenging a dog to chess only to find out he plays a better endgame than you 🐶♟️💸
What does international law say about a third Margarita?
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When in doubt, consult the cocktail amendment! 🍹🍸😉
Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.
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Who knew my weekend brunch waffles were slightly less controversial than my vocabulary choices? 🧇🤔📚
A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.
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So basically, I've been wasting my time learning to parley with fictional horse-riding warriors! 🐴📜🏰
Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.
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Why spend years in law school when you can defend your case with interpretive dance? 🌍💃📚🤷♂️