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"When autopilot goes rogue 😂🚗🤖"
46 Funny traffic quotes
Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.
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Watch out, world, there's a pro in the car seat! 👶🚗😂
Just once, I’d like to experience the confidence of a goose walking directly into traffic.
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Talk about thinking you're untouchable—those geese must have been former traffic wardens in a past life!
Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.
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When the officer asks for your license, but you’re too busy perfecting your Oscar-winning performance! 🎭🚔😂
Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.
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Well done, you've officially won the highly coveted Slowest Race trophy! 🏆🐢🚦
Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.
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Taking "Silent Night" to new levels since 1829 😂🎄👮♂️📡
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
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Patiently perfecting the art of slow exits since… now. 🚗⏳👻
Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.
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Guess you're just trying out for the Cirque du Traffic! 🎪🚓😂
I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.
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Spinning in circles until I get dizzy or a ticket, whichever comes first! 🚓😂🔄
You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.
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When your car thinks it's auditioning for Fast & Furious, but you're stuck in a red-light sequel! 🚗💨🎬😂