American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble. Commentary:American Feng Shui: when the key to achieving perfect balance and harmony is making sure that barbecue grill is as steady as the American dream 💁♂️🍔🌭 #GrillGoals Related Funny Posts 🤝 I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it. Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture. American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room? Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct. My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.
