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108 Funny cooking quotes

Funny cooking quotes bring humor to the kitchen, adding a dash of laughter to every recipe! 🍳😂 From culinary mishaps to playful takes on food, these quotes remind us that cooking is not just about the taste—it’s about the fun along the way. Get ready to enjoy some flavorful wit and delicious humor! 🍲👩‍🍳

1 week ago
View →: I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.
3 weeks ago
View →: Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”
3 weeks ago
View →: To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.
3 weeks ago
View →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.
3 weeks ago
View →: I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.
3 weeks ago
View →: I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?
3 weeks ago
View →: She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.
1 month ago
View →: They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.
1 month ago
View →: Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.
3 months ago
View →: According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.
3 months ago
View →: “Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.
3 months ago
View →: According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.
3 months ago
View →: A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.
3 months ago
View →: Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.
3 months ago
View →: I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.
3 months ago
View →: Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.
3 months ago
View →: I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.
3 months ago
View →: You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.
4 months ago
View →: I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.
4 months ago
View →: I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
4 months ago
View →: Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.
4 months ago
View →: Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.
4 months ago
View →: I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.
4 months ago
View →: I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.
4 months ago
View →: Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.
4 months ago
View →: Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.
4 months ago
View →: When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.
4 months ago
View →: My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.
4 months ago
View →: I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.
4 months ago
View →: I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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