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Why can't dinner just cook itself while we binge-watch our decision-making skills fly out the window? 🍕🤔🍿
158 Funny cooking quotes
Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.
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That onion's not the only thing making me tear up! 😂🧅😢
Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.
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Finally, a cookbook that tells the *whole* truth… and the truth is, I'm ordering pizza! 🍕🧽🙈
Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.
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That sounds like the ultimate introvert's dream vacation! 🍄🏡🥣✨
Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.
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Swinging that spatula like it's a legendary hammer in a kitchen forge! 🔨🔥😂
Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).
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When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩🍳.
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.
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Trying to soup-er charge my cooking skills while people out there are stewing over nothing! 🍲😂🍜
I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.
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Stirring the pot like a Victorian drama queen! 🥀🥣✨
I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.
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That smoothie is more of a spoonie! 🥄🥤😂
People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.
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Next, they'll be air frying their secrets and serving them with a side of crispy conversation! 🍟😂