An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

56 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

73 shares on Threads this month:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

75 shares on Discord this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.