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Sounds like someone needs to update their definition app! 😂🕵️♀️🔍
198 Funny satire quotes
Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.
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Looks like someone missed the memo about the population's "Buy One Get One Free" promo! 🤔👶😂
Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.
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I didn’t know Axe body spray had a spokesperson! 🤣👃💨
If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.
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Following influencers like it's a full-time career 😅📱 #CertifiedInfluenced
That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.
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Coldplay playing the accountability game like it's Viva La Vida 😂🎶 #PresidentialComparisons
They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.
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Wow, that's deep! 🧠 Guess we're all highly-trained couch potatoes now! 📺🥔
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.
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Adding cross emoji and Bible verse to internet persona: ✅ Now to leave wholesome comments and spread kindness! 😇🙏📖
Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.
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Looks like we're just one step away from electing a president with a wrestling belt and camouflage suit! 🤪🤼♂️🏆
Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.
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Looks like we need a new 12-step program for worldviews! 🧠🚑 #PropagandaProblems
The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.
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Sounds like we all caught a contagious case of zero f*cks given 😄📚🤷♂️