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Funny satire quotes bring out the clever, exaggerated humor in everyday life and current events! 😆🎭 Whether it’s poking fun at politics, society, or even the absurdities of modern living, these quotes remind us that satire is all about turning serious topics into comedic gold. After all, a little exaggeration and wit can go a long way in making us laugh at the world around us! 😂📰💡

New funny satire quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Commentary:
“Talk about a holy ‘missionary position’! 😂🙏📖”
1 week ago
Share →: If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Commentary:
“When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔”
2 weeks ago
Share →: Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Commentary:
“Who knew the Founding Fathers were just ahead of their time in creating ‘America’s Next Top Drama’! 🎬🇺🇸🤣”
2 weeks ago
Share →: Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Commentary:
“Finally a political strategy I can get behind! 🤔🗳️ Zero expectations, zero disappointments! 😂”
3 weeks ago
Share →: I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Commentary:
“Honestly, I’m ready for politicians to say, ‘The oracle has spoken!’ instead of ‘The polls have spoken.’ 🧙‍♂️🔮🤣”
3 weeks ago
Share →: Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Commentary:
“Why bother with thrillers when the news is already a full-length horror comedy? 🎥📰😂 #RealityShow”
3 weeks ago
Share →: He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Commentary:
“Yeah, he’s just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?”
3 weeks ago
Share →: Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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Commentary:
“Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! 🔥🍦😂”
3 weeks ago
Share →: Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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Commentary:
“Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋”
3 weeks ago
Share →: I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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Commentary:
“When the sheep baa, I listen. Maybe they’re onto something woolly important! 🐑😂”