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Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

โ€œIโ€™m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. Iโ€™m ready for big plastics now.โ€

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Posted onMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said โ€˜Nope, too freaky!โ€™

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Of course, being a child is terrible. They donโ€™t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I canโ€™t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

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