Even wild things have slow mornings. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Proof that even party animals need caffeine Mondays! βοΈπ¦π΄" Related funny posts π€ Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.