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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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