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When women develop radar as a superpower instead of flying! 🕵️♀️✨📡
34 Funny guess quotes
My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.
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Looks like the jolly guy with a beard has some explaining to do! 🎅🤔🎄
Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!
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Another round of cookies, please! It's what Santa would want! 🍪🎅🎄
I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.
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Looks like your phone and those ads are now in a committed relationship! 📱❤️🎯
My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”
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When your bank account's telling you to chew like a pirate with a toothache 😂🦷🏴☠️
This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”
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When life hands you plot twists, just shrug, nod, and grab some popcorn for the next episode 🍿🤔🤷♀️
My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.
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Ah yes, the classic game of "What's Ruining My Day?"—it's like playing a dysfunctional version of Clue! 🤔🕵️♀️💊
The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.
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That neighbor girl deserves an award in motivational parenting! 🏆😂👍
I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.
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Looks like I'm defying science and making waves! 🌊🍴😂
They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.
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Oh no, not again! Those dinosaurs need better door locks! 🦖🔓😂