Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Anyone who doesn't like me snoring, doesn't deserve me moaning either.

Commentary:
“Who needs a white noise machine when you’ve got me around? 🛌😴 But hey, if you can’t handle the symphony of my sleep, you don’t get a front-row seat to my morning opera! 🎶😉 #SnoreAndRoar”

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