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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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"Remember, in the game of life, speed and stealth are key. 💨👟 Just make sure you also know when to hit the brakes and play it safe! 😜🚫 #FreebieHunting"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, free, humor, know, knowledge, outrun, risk, security, theft on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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