Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know. Commentary:"Remember, in the game of life, speed and stealth are key. 💨👟 Just make sure you also know when to hit the brakes and play it safe! 😜🚫 #FreebieHunting" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer. I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun. I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not. If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again. Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.