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Iโ€™ll make you feel safe in that youโ€™ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Witty quote about safety and speed, humorously suggesting running away from danger.

Commentary:
"Who needs pepper spray when youโ€™ve got a built-in escape plan? ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Just remember, when running from a murderer, I donโ€™t have to be the fastest… just faster than you. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #SafetyFirst"


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