Witty quote about safety and speed, humorously suggesting running away from danger.

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Commentary:
"Who needs pepper spray when you’ve got a built-in escape plan? 🏃‍♂️ Just remember, when running from a murderer, I don’t have to be the fastest… just faster than you. 😂 #SafetyFirst"