34 funny risk quotes - Wordgag

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

May 23, 2026

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

May 23, 2026

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

May 23, 2026

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

May 22, 2026

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

May 22, 2026

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

May 21, 2026

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

May 21, 2026

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

May 21, 2026

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

May 21, 2026

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

May 21, 2026

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

May 21, 2026

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

May 20, 2026

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

May 20, 2026

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

May 20, 2026

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

May 20, 2026

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

May 20, 2026

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

May 20, 2026

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

May 20, 2026

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

May 20, 2026

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

May 20, 2026

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

Apr 1, 2026

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

Apr 1, 2026

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

Mar 31, 2026

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

Mar 31, 2026

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Mar 30, 2026

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Mar 29, 2026

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Mar 29, 2026

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Mar 29, 2026

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Mar 29, 2026

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Mar 29, 2026

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Mar 29, 2026

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Mar 28, 2026

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Mar 28, 2026