Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

Commentary:
“Maybe architects should start including soundproof walls in their designs to prevent ‘hearing-raising’ situations! 🤫🏠🚫📢 #PeacefulLivingGoals”

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