My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

Commentary:
Looks like a royal decree for a new way of picking things up! 👑🤣 Who needs a bow when you can gracefully curtsy your way to success? All hail the back-saving curtsy technique! 💁‍♀️ #BowVsCurtsy #RoyalPainInMyBack

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