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My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

67 shares on Messenger this month:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

65 shares on Slack this month:

The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.

97 shares on X this month:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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Freshly posted on X:

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

Going viral on Messenger:

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

Just shared via YouTube:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Spotted on Slack:

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

Spotted on Threads:

This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

Seen just now on Discord:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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