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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

I’ve named my couch American Idle.

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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