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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.