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Hotdog debates: the Olympics of online procrastination 🌭🤔🥇
25 Funny debate quotes
Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.
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Arguing about Ronaldo vs. Messi is like debating if pizza or tacos are better—either way, you're winning 🍕🌮⚽️😄
This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.
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Sounds like the ultimate battleground for professional nitpickers! 🙃🗣️🤔
People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.
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Sounds like your brain is hosting its own debate club! 🤔🧠🎤
If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?
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Looks like self-checkouts missed the memo on giving us a discount! 🤔💸🛒
One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.
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Adulting Level: Expert – When you start hoarding boxes like they're limited edition collectibles! 📦😂📦
Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.
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"Can't argue with that logic—I've yet to win a debate against a toddler! 🤷♂️👶🗣️ #PassionateGibberish"
Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…
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"Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! 🔥🍦😂"
There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.
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"Good thing too, because I'm already guilty of pineapple love in the first degree! 🍍🍕😄"
Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.
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"Life's biggest mystery solved: the chicken or the egg? 🐔🥚 Turns out, it's just bizarre either way when they magically pop out of nowhere! 🤷♂️🤣"