25 funny debate quotes - Wordgag

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

May 24, 2026

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

May 24, 2026

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

May 23, 2026

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

May 23, 2026

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

May 23, 2026

Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

May 23, 2026

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

May 22, 2026

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

May 22, 2026

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

May 21, 2026

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

May 20, 2026

I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

May 19, 2026

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

Apr 1, 2026

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

Apr 1, 2026

This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

Apr 1, 2026

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Mar 31, 2026

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Mar 31, 2026

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Mar 30, 2026

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Mar 30, 2026

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Mar 29, 2026

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

Mar 29, 2026

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Mar 29, 2026

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Mar 28, 2026

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Mar 28, 2026

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Mar 28, 2026